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Eway CR V3
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"You can go ask Alice just why the hatter's mad..."
It wouldn't be Wonderland if it didn't have Alice. This girl wasn't always here, but she's been around for a hundred and fifty years or so. Still curious as ever, doesn't remember anything from her home but the cat.
I've been keeping an eye out for her ever since she was in hiding from the Queen of Hearts. Good kid, but still a kid. You can't expect her to be that powerful or smart, even if she gets the same event hints the other Wonderland People do.
In fact, I'm a little worried about her. Last time I checked, she was the White Queen's royal advisor. What does that mean now, after the truth got out?
"When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go..."
... Okay, I have no idea what to even think of this one. The Red Queen claims she rules the "real side" and is currently looking over the "mirror side" after The Queen of Hearts got eaten by the floor and the White Queen... Well. More on that later. RQ currently has all the Vorpal thingies, which is important if we don't want to die.
We never see too much of her, though. Sure, she seems to be on our side, but she's always off doing her thing and not explaining what's going on. I'm kind of... Iffy. You know?
The worst thing is, we need her around.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!"
HOO BOY. Where do I even start with this thing? According to the other residents, it keeps coming back to eat everything in sight until someone offs it with the vorpal blade. This time around, it pretended to be the White Queen at first, and managed to pull off the whole "innocent" act until that event where everyone turned to dust.
I know, it's probably a bad idea to go after it myself. I still remember the last time I tried to hijack a huge problem on my own... But until the Red Queen does whatever she's planning I'm going to start prepping a counter attack. I mean, posing as a pacifistic dead person to obtain some vorpal thread and fool everyone? I can't imagine a bigger liar than that.
"One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it: — it was the black kitten's fault entirely."
So, almost everyone in Wonderland has a mirror version of themselves living on the mirror side. Mine just so happens to be a meek little schoolboy who's supposedly terrible at lying... Which is hard to believe since he thinks I'm the fake and he got suckered into a game show that turned out to be a killing game.
As much as I distrust the Mirrors in general, I need him to be alive. If he dies, I'm at risk of getting stuck on the Mirror Side forever. Besides, this guy's about as dangerous as a wet rag. I just need to make sure he doesn't tell the wrong things to the wrong people, somehow.
"It's a magical world... Let's go exploring!"
The closest thing to family I have here, or anywhere at this rate. She's from an outdoorsy family living on the outskirts of America's weirdest small town, but she's also chill. And fun to hang out with. And very dependable.
I don't know how we ended up deciding we were adoptive siblings. Maybe it's because of the time I showed up at her door with a boombox when she felt lonely? Or maybe it's when she helped me out during the "literally singing your heart out" event. But I'm glad someone's around to care about me. Being up for misadventures is a huge bonus, too.
"God deals us all different hands. How we play 'em is up to us."
Well, yeah, he got pulled out of a zombie apocalypse, but just because society collapsed doesn't mean he forgot how to have fun. He's one of my closest friends in this place... Sometimes I wonder if he has baggage he's trying to get away from, but I can't blame him for not bringing it up...
Besides, he knows how to cool people off after particularly nasty events. Gotta love them card games of his.
"Books are a uniquely portable magic."
BEHOLD THE NERDICORN! One of Equestria's most powerful and knowledgable wizards!
That's a lie. In reality, Nerdicorn here only studies magic. He's too weak to do powerful spells himself. The most he can do is... Levitating. And flashlight horn. As an ordinary human, I'm a little jealous he can do that much... But boy is he fun to mess with! Look at him. He's a scruffy nerd in a cloak!
I still find the world he comes from kind of interesting. It's basically a magic horse world fueled by friendship, which sounds cheesy until you get to the eldrich abomination attacks and OP alicorn princesses. So... Of course he has this weird idea of how friendship conquers all and stuff.
If only that applied to the human world. Or whatever Wonderland is.
(Oh, yeah. And his mirror? Dark magic user, avoid at all costs.)
"Never memorize something that you can look up."
I'm guessing this kid is older than he looks? Not too familiar with him, but he runs Angel Investigations. It's a really good resource for researching Wonderland, plus he tends to make a bunch of conspiracy theory boards too. Definitely will need him to collab with me, at least.
"But wait, there's more!"
An old con artist sort who I like to see as a friendly rival. He's running the Mystery Room, which is a copy of the tourist trap he had at home... Which is full of weird stuff he expects people to somehow pay to see. Not that I don't mind to hang out with Wendy while she's working the counter or laughing at the tacky exhibits, but one of these days I'm gonna outdo the old man...
Though, somehow I get the feeling there's more to him than a kook who runs a tourist trap. After all, that motel that popped up on the dreamside was from his memories, and he's good at lucid dreaming...
"Better a good journalist than a poor assassin."
Reporter type. Runs a "blog"/newsletter thing called Ace of Spades, a good source for current info for new developments in Wonderland. I need to make sure I'm on her good side if I want to have her as a potential ally, even though she hates liars like me. Seriously, she can't take a good lie at all...
Plus I'm pretty sure there's something weird going on with her and her stepbrother, but it's not like I care that much about it.
"As long as they can open their eyes and look around, they'll see it."
Someone who has been in Wonderland for a really, really long time. Not nearly as long as Alice, but long enough to be a good source of info if I keep talking to him.
Still gotta wonder about him... I mean, I think we've seen a LOT of events from his world, and he died five times already... Right?
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